Not "to die for". More like "dead"! 'Cause she was a ghost! Of some sort haha!

Not "to die for". More like "dead"! 'Cause she was a ghost! Of some sort haha!

Anyone else around here hate Garrison Keillor? Anyone? Anyone?

Anyone else around here hate Garrison Keillor? Anyone? Anyone?

I would have done that to splice Lisa Bonet's dialogue to make her tell me naughty things.

I would have done that to splice Lisa Bonet's dialogue to make her tell me naughty things.

Isn't spring break supposed to be about celebrating the glorious return of Jesus Christ from the dead?

Isn't spring break supposed to be about celebrating the glorious return of Jesus Christ from the dead?

Ooh, can there be an episode where Mike Yanagita has dirty sinful sex with Michele Bachmann?

Ooh, can there be an episode where Mike Yanagita has dirty sinful sex with Michele Bachmann?

What it really needs is screentime for Stacey Dash's spectacular butt.

What it really needs is screentime for Stacey Dash's spectacular butt.

No, it bites!

No, it bites!

Carbs-Only Breakfast with the Arts.

Carbs-Only Breakfast with the Arts.

My family and I like to gather around the radio to listen to FDR's Fireside Chats about hoarders with fat asses and sugar-cereal-addicted fat kids.

My family and I like to gather around the radio to listen to FDR's Fireside Chats about hoarders with fat asses and sugar-cereal-addicted fat kids.

Gary Sinise's severed legs.

Gary Sinise's severed legs.