I think the critics just have erections for multiple reasons other than from watching Treme.

I think the critics just have erections for multiple reasons other than from watching Treme.

Sad David Simon eating a sandwich?

Sad David Simon eating a sandwich?

Jesus, does that mean there'll be THREE Lindsays?!?

Jesus, does that mean there'll be THREE Lindsays?!?

Maybe Paul Ryan can play the gigolo type, like The Kirk in "Wings".

Maybe Paul Ryan can play the gigolo type, like The Kirk in "Wings".

Like Joe Paterno?

Like Joe Paterno?

I typically don't need the audio when I secretly tape women in locker rooms.

I typically don't need the audio when I secretly tape women in locker rooms.

I thought it was about a boy, a dog, and one magical summer.

I thought it was about a boy, a dog, and one magical summer.

I want both movies, but with Buddy Garrity as the romantic lead.

I want both movies, but with Buddy Garrity as the romantic lead.

I can't wait until lame duck season!

I can't wait until lame duck season!

***jumps into volcano***

***jumps into volcano***