It's a bronze replica of his penis, only a couple of inches longer than the real thing.

More like apples hiding razor blades.

More like apples hiding razor blades.

Shot entirely in low-tax Michigan, substituting for Shangrila and Belle Epoque Paris.

Shot entirely in low-tax Michigan, substituting for Shangrila and Belle Epoque Paris.

Too much father-daughter fucking can really drive down those Nielsen ratings.

Too much father-daughter fucking can really drive down those Nielsen ratings.

Lars Von Trier must hide in South America immediately!

Lars Von Trier must hide in South America immediately!

***Elizabeth Perkins creams panties***

***Elizabeth Perkins creams panties***

Was the audience post-racial?

Was the audience post-racial?

Good suggestion. It'll easily rub out the stiff competition.

Good suggestion. It'll easily rub out the stiff competition.

Every episode of Family Feud.

Every episode of Family Feud.

The one about Nothing!

The one about Nothing!

***claps tentatively***