***claps tentatively***

I thought that was Clinton.

I thought that was Clinton.

Eliza Doolittle?

Eliza Doolittle?

If Obama loses, Kenan can play Michelle Obama one she lets herself go to cope with the shame of Barack havin become a one-termer.

If Obama loses, Kenan can play Michelle Obama one she lets herself go to cope with the shame of Barack havin become a one-termer.

He walks like Susannah Hoffs.

He walks like Susannah Hoffs.

Like for a kidney?

Like for a kidney?

I hear Sir Paul McCartney gets paid in Schlitz.

I hear Sir Paul McCartney gets paid in Schlitz.

Maybe she can hug some huge penises.

Maybe she can hug some huge penises.

What about Schindler's List? "It's like Schindler's List but _____________."

What about Schindler's List? "It's like Schindler's List but _____________."

In reality, the scripts have no words on them. Just doodles of boobies.

In reality, the scripts have no words on them. Just doodles of boobies.

***Ark of the Covenant makes head explode***