***Ark of the Covenant makes head explode***

Unless he serves kickass crumpets!

Unless he serves kickass crumpets!

Jessica Simpson as Martha Dumptruck!

Jessica Simpson as Martha Dumptruck!

CORN NUTS

CORN NUTS

This thread is toughening my nipples.

This thread is toughening my nipples.

Plenty o' room.

Plenty o' room.

He meant Lily Tomlin the Tax Entity.

He meant Lily Tomlin the Tax Entity.

Fuck him! He's older than 21! He's OLD!

Fuck him! He's older than 21! He's OLD!

Well, well. Check out the yuppie, everyone! He's wearing a shirt! Cake eater!

Well, well. Check out the yuppie, everyone! He's wearing a shirt! Cake eater!

Like Carrot Top funny?

Like Carrot Top funny?

It'll be a hit in the Philippines!