Artie won the proposal scene with his lurch from the chair into the pool, followed by his lounging in a float while everyone swam around him.

Both from Richmond. They're probably besties.

ENJOY THE DALDRY

Shame he didn't make it to the playoffs…White was nice last night for my team. How on earth did he do so badly with Gronk?

So…what in the world could have possibly autocorrected to "chloroform"? I don't have an iPhone, so I can't play around and find out.

He was both. 30 ROCK PLOT HOLE.

That was awesome. "Hold my calls, bros are meeting!"

Crawdad Man was great, but my personal favorite was Korean Dick Vitale.

One AND the same, Steve. One AND the same.

Careful! He'll shake his keys at you!

I used to cover a collegiate summer-league team and they had a new guy who said he didn't care what song they played when he batted. Sure enough, first time he came up…"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." He made a choice after that.

Agents of Good Roots. That is all.

I had a friend who pitched in college and would come out to "Eminence Front" by The Who. It worked pretty well, with the low-key, noodly intro while he ran out and then the rock when he started warming up.

Liverpool fans used to sing "Javier Mascherano" to the tune of "Seven Nation Army" and it was AWESOME. And I HATE Liverpool.

YES. My buddy and I used to talk about this all the time when we were sportswriters. Then we talked about the WORST closer music you could pick. He went with "Truly, Madly, Deeply" by Savage Garden; my choice was "The Breakfast Machine" from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure."

I'm sorry, this whole post was a typo. What I meant to say was CHUH CHUH.

CAR BOAT! THE BOAT THAT'S A CAR!

No shame at all. GHS is better, and it's not close. The Wall has a few stone-cold classics (Comfortably Numb, Mother, Young Lust), but it's a bloated mess overall.

@ Penis Pump: You could not be more wrong. Brighter Than Creation's Dark is better than anything they ever did with Isbell.

The Wall?
I'm a big Floyd fan, but let me get this straight: