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A durrr-rearr! A durrr-rah!

Understood. I can see how they'd come off as fairly gimmicky. They get into some pretty rockin' grooves, though. Check out "Jolene" - that's probably my favorite song of theirs.

@Totz Jr.: Now you're the one doing the improper lumping. Cake OWNS. The trumpet…the harmonies…what's not to love? They are not the same as Smashmouth and BNL, although your point about the "cutesy" bullshit stands. Sugar Ray would be a much better choice for this argument.

@idiotking: Why would you want to?

I'd argue that the Rita storyline is the series' only real misstep.

How has it not been said yet?

I opened this article hoping that MMJ would be doing Rainbow Connection since they've covered it before (or at least Jim James has). It's a damn shame they're not.

Now pull up my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me to slow down and do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show all the people you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey, rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Stop looking at me, swan!

Easy there, Bushy-top.

I did the Neilsen survey a few weeks ago. It's not actually a box - you write down what you watch in a diary. And they give you $30 for it.

Adam and You
Does he discuss how he killed Daves of Thunder - aka The Best Podcast of All Time - in the prime of its existence?

@Dikachu: You ass. I'm laughing so hard at work right now because of that comment.

@Another Guy: You could not be more wrong. Most Gaga sucks, but Alejandro is the fucking JAM.

Now I have to assume that at least one of these commercials features Wayne Covil. Or at least Jim Duncan, the weatherman with the most awesome hair in the universe.

Richmonders unite!
Any other Cap City residents on here, tell me: that is Juan Conde in the Circuit City clip, right? It has to be. CC is (was) a Richmond company, so it makes sense.

@Diclorio - There's an easy way to tell the difference. Jet is an abomination and KC are pretty decent. Problem solved.