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Boy he done did it!

Have none of you motherfuckers heard of the amazing Trill Ballins?

When I first saw her in the wide shot in the cafe, my first thought was "Cool, Carrie Brownstein!"

We did, and he looked enough like Jamie to confuse me and my wife.

If Mark Duplass has his wife make out with another woman on yet another show, I think we can officially call it a pattern.

Holy fuck, that was her. I thought it was the non-union Mexican equivalent of January Jones.

Don't know if you'll see this (what up, crappy Disqus notifications), but the rumor is that Craig Littlepage is going to retire in the next year and the powers that be want his successor to hire the new football coach. So if that's true, that's why he hung on after this past year.

Man, this thread took a dark turn.

I remember that! Didn't know it was him. Must have aired on Comedy Central about 17 years ago to put it in my standup-watching sweet spot.

Yeah buddy! I also once won a national championship with the Hoos by breaking a late-game tie with Texas when I called a nickel blitz and the nickelback came up with A MOTHERFUCKING STRIP SACK IN THE END ZONE. That one takes second place only because I beat a monster of my own design in the other instance.

As sad as this is, I do have a cherished solo-franchise memory on one of the mid-2000s NCAA Football games. I went to UVA and always built them into a juggernaut (escapism!), but I got bored with that on this iteration and switched over to Ole Miss. The second year I was controlling them, I got them to be pretty good…

What's Hozier's excuse?

And Broad City!

That's the one note I'd give him.

Hey Ya sucks.

The VMAs were also the venue for the Kanye stage-rush that started it all. Didn't stop folks from freaking out and jumping to defend poor, downtrodden Taylor Swift.

If it were the Beastie Boys or Jarvis Cocker who did it, no, they wouldn't.

The true abominations were the too-clever-by-half assholery of bands like Harvey Danger and Lit. The aural equivalent of the shirts Guy Fieri wears whenever I see him. Basically anything that appeared in the American Pie movies, or sounds like it could have.

The Pawnsylvania fiancée dropped one in at the bar. Don't know why it didn't make the captions.