I stand corrected, Knockturne.

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

Omaha? You know the CWS isn't there any more, right?
I'd like to put in a plug for Richmond to get one. There's a lot of cool shit going on here and tons of great restaurants.

I'd argue for a different line in the Scarface verse
"Got a basehead wife/Her womb is polluted" just makes me cackle.

Biggest fail of the night
Finn, talking to Rachel, says "Take a chance on me" - with a group of backup singers right there - and they don't go into that song? Horseshit.

Thanks to this thread, all I can think about is shitty former Virginia kicker Todd Braverman. Thanks, guys.

Well, Blaine's not actually in the glee club, or even at the same school. So he's out.

An Augie Garrido reference!
College baseball up in this bitch! HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

No way. I'm calling suicide for Karofsky.

Is the consensus really that Celebrity Pharmacology was weak?
I thought it was the best episode they've done.

Betty, I didn't know you went to Richmond! I'm surprised you returned to Ossining so quickly.

Oh, That Knife: You will NOT besmirch Alejandro when I'm in the room. That song is my JAM.

A great moment I haven't seen mentioned
came in the segment when Adam Scott kept trying to show them how to do something, but kept having to back up a step. (Which was awesome in itself.) But my favorite part came at the bank when Andy was trying to get the top off the pen on the chain and wound up with a mouthful of…

Yo, Todd
You got kids? What other shows are tolerable for parents?

"I wrote this song after I killed a drifter to get an erection. FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS…"

There was a moment when I thought it was Ken Jeong. NBC SYNERGY!

Uh, I can't remember it. Oohh, yeah, he bangs that old lady and they play that song from the '80s. Day Bow Bow.

How does that movie end, dude?

I knew a guy in college that, in a moment of angst over his girlfriend, called her up and played "The Reason" into her voicemail. It was followed five minutes later by another call: "I'm so, so sorry. I don't know why I did that."

Wait, the singer on that "Grenade" song is a dude? You learn something new every day.