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Now that y'all are rich, BRING BACK HAN AND GISELE BY WAY OF CLUMSY RETCON.

The patent said it can do that.

It's not like Stormtroopers are any less toyetic. Everybody has action figures of those

The actual radio-controlled R2 used for shooting they had didn't. It constantly ruined takes.

Now, hold on a minute, the S-foils in X-Wings serve a purpose. They..uh..um…

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

“Consumers have been telling us, and parents in particular, that they
want to feel good about the foods that they eat and that they serve
their families.

It really was utter sacrilege and one of the worst things I've ever heard.

Just point at something in the room and I'll
fuck it for you! Just tell me what you want me to fuuuuck!

Hey Dikachu, I bet you have a dick for a nose so you can fuck butts.

Of COCK!

I kinda saw the similarity too but I didn't say anything because the replies would be mean.

Aren't all the actresses who played the children drug-addled zombies now?

Auteur theory, man.

It's like a reverse Being John Malkovich. No, I don't mean the sexual act.

*AV Clubbers line up to audition for role of wimpy white guy.

Your parents were?

Goddamnit, it's my parents' divorce all over again.

Wanna tell us the reason a third time? We forgot.

I know a certain camera movement that will fit right in this movie.