Is he trying to "pull it off" per se? The goal is, presumably, to look grubby and pirate-y, which he does. I only realized it was him after reading his name.

The endless conversations about the same topic which repeatedly hammer home the same fucking point.

Well, it's already a dangerous zone; I doubt not notifying Kenny can make it any worse.

See, that never made sense. In his song, Kenny Loggins is the one who takes you TO the Danger Zone. I doubt he'd be willing to help somebody get out.

I don't get all the praise this new season of Community's been getting. I haven't been enjoying it this time at all.

If people can watch this stuff ironically and enjoy it, I think the end times will be small potatoes.

My favorite is A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World: The Celeste Cunningham Story

I'm quite fond of Lost World too.

Colorado you homophobes.

I hope authorities will shine a light on this incident soon. Or two lights..because of the band name? No takers?

Oh.

HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Just the one booby?

Spin-offs getting spin-offs.

He was Guest, get it?!

Depressing.

James, Maynard and Keenan, don't remember their second names.

I like Tool but U2 is definitely superior. I just wanted to pun.

U2 to Tool is a lateralus move. I hope that statement doesn't create a Schism amongst U2 fans.

Now hold on a moment; I would never badmouth Simpsons references.