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Jason Clarke is such a bland-looking honky and such a terrible actor to boot.

She bit his tongue with her inner mandibles. She's a xenomorph.

She does look a lot like a Dementor.

Hunter Killer Solider Spy.

"Daddy's gotta go to work"

I watched Furious 7 and Fast Five and It Follows. Loved 'em all.

I watched it too. It was so great! I thought it was perfect.

Anybody getting an Incredibles rip-off vibe? Bad guy wants to give the technology to everybody etc. etc.

I'm not in the mood for some monday afternoon math, so somebody figure this out for me: when he's the size of an ant, would we see diffraction patterns on the mesh of his clothing or something like that? Is he that small?

This is one of those times I wish I was nerdier. Anybody know the name of a Transformer that transforms into a boat?

It's all connected. Dik's a Pavement member.

A stunning exposé into how the voice of a certain progressive rock singer-bassist-keyboardist got so high?

I haven't read the Fox news boards but there's a big element of racism there. Criticizing a set of beliefs is perfectly fair, making it about race isn't.

*Man dressed in converse sneakers and lump of coal costume runs away squeaking.

I'm not doing it for upvotes dude. I don't agree with the ideology and decided to defend my idol when somebody said he was a believer in it.

Even the blimps in BioShock Infinite look pretty cool.

To be honest I've never even seen the inside of a public blimp.

Neil Peart doesn't approve of that nonsense either. You can read any interview with the guy and he'll freely admit that he grew out of it a long, long time ago. He's actually quite embarrassed to be associated with it now, as any rational person would be.

The only thing Clapton and god have in common is that both's sons died.

I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure Neil Peart is god.