You beat me to it.

The most important portrayal of God was in 30 Rock with Alec Baldwin as God Cop. Crime just got a worst new friend.

In Anthony Jeselnik's AMA he said that MacGruber is one of his favorite comedies.

SNL's 40th anniversary was like a restaurant which, instead of serving food, reminds you of the times you were well-fed.

*Bon Jovi tries to live like Barsanti's butt

I watched a whole bunch of Season 3 Spongebob SquarePants:
I was pretty young when I first watched it and the humor has held up remarkably well. I'll go as far as saying it's as groundbreakingly funny as classic Simpsons.

He can handle the lawyers. He's been chased by sharks before.

In ElDan's basement, no one can hear you scream.

That made no sense.

The Indian Giver will be for mine.

Yeah, I wanna be Patchy the Pirate from Spongebob but I have an AVC account so it's not going to be possible.

Wait, is that you Milkproof Robot? Why'd you change your username? I thought you left :(

I like this new feature a lot. Keep it up!

BOOO!

"Ay yi yi! Es Kevin Feige! Me ha molestado!"

What?! I don't get it.

Goddammit, first try? Nobody else bother.

If you're the first person to make a coherent pun out of "Holofcener", I'll upvote your next 100 comments.

My art has been commended as being strongly forged which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Forged.

GRRM recently promised that Winds of Winter will definitely come out next year.