When I was a kid the guy who shot lasers out of his eyes was considered pretty cool.

Look, it's fat Mark Ruffalo.

Somebody should make a dystopian movie in which I forget how to use prepositions for the word dystopia.

Somebody should make a dystopian movie in which the public is constantly given dystopian movies to distract them from the fact that they're living in a dystopia, man.

It's a marketing stunt even while we're old.

If being sarcastic a lot was funny my 14-year old niece would replace Sean O'Neal.

Well duh, people actually listen when Robert Durst says something into the mike.

If he knew about drugs he'd take something for that ADHD.

Sounds delightful. Certainly doesn't hurt that Gilligan sounds like a southern Charlie Day.

That was actually pretty great.

"Make it 1997 again through science or magic."

THAT'S MY GIMMICK YOU BASTARD I KILL YOU.

The kids think they killed him but he comes back in the end as a fireman and the soundtrack kicks ass. What are we talking about?

I realized the other day I have enough yellow Technic pieces to make an accurate Power Loader from Aliens. It'll probably be in scale for a 3.75'' action figure to stand in.

Well, shit. I already have a friend who helps me come across as straight.

Looking forward to the "Neil Young and Jay-Z join forces, will shill overpriced lossless together" headline.

I'm very magnanimous; I'd do'em both.

The alien episode was absolutely terrible, and the jokes didn't land in the one or two episodes I watched after that.

Etan Cohen directed this? There's a guy called Etan Cohen?

I just wiki-ed him, and he didn't even get to say his dialogue (an American actor was dubbed over him). So now I see why it bored him.