Crowdfunding movies sounds really iffy to me. It's basically making fans pay for the movie twice.

I know. And Ewan always professes his genuine love for Star Wars in interviews.

Alec Guinness was kinda a dick. Besides, Ewan McGregor almost did it better (*prepares to get lynched)

I'm still annoyed that Denis Lawson said Star Wars bored him and that he didn't want to return to play Wedge.
I loved Wedge as a kid so I'm quite disappointed.

Not that he deserves this kind of schlock, but casting JK Simmons seemed like the obvious choice here.

“If you can unravel the string and decipher what he means, it’s all there,”

This is proud begging, like those kids that dance on the subway.

They breathed new life into the project.

Sounds even more heavy-handed with the class-inequality stuff than that Justin Timberlake movie.

Shut up, LOOZA.

I've made the obligatory Simpsons reference, now upvote me like the salivating dogs you are!

Hey, Lollapalooza isn't about freaks; It's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.

FUCK YOU. Ghost Protocol is the shit.

Is this like the time Seth Rogen said Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol should've won Best Picture in 2012?

Red Sector A from the Grace Under Pressure Tour.

"An Irish vampire"

We already have R Lee Ermey, jeez.

The following tale of alien encounters is true. By true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the truth?

I got this on account of being Indian AND a nerd.

The food comes to you on a turtle with the words "HOLA CUSTOMER" painted on the shell.