Jack White is a cool guy and I don't want you kids making fun of him any more okay?

Leslie Knope was a (relatively) one-note character about WOMEN. ACCOMPLISHING THINGS.

Sorry. I just wanted to explain my stance.

It's just 4.

I know this is going to make me unpopular, but I was so damn tired of the constant happiness in the seventh season of P & R. The series finale was kinda disappointing to me.

This is the AVClub. If you want to spend your time productively I'd advise you to go back to your colleagues/loved ones.

Fuck emotion. Kill a puppy on TV? That's emotion. Making somebody laugh is infinitely harder.

30 Rock >>> Parks & Rec.

Christopher Reeve's version of Superman.

Regardless of the racial commentary, it's a stupid scene.

Far and away the most ludicrous was a repeated assertion that anybody could make a masterpiece if they were allotted a dozen years to shoot three hours of footage.

We need hope. We need change. We need experience. We need pens.

It's a movie based on a fucking children's cartoon. Throw some primary colors on that cat.

Sam Worthington, remember him? They perfected motion capture for this guy in Avatar.

What the hell is Playbill? Porn for aquatic birds?

You remind me of Clegg Holdfast. By which I mean nobody knows or will ever know who the fuck you are.

Uh, in the subtle way that Jeselnik does. I don't know how he balances it.

Exactly.

I don't believe in that nonsense about "punching up/punching down".

I have no problem with shock humor…in fact I love it. But there's a certain degree of self-awareness you're supposed to polish it with.