Pff. Try century. I'm taking commenting to strange new places.

His momma's ass is so big it's got zero DeBroglie wavelength.

And I totally nailed your momma's ass.

I agree with the funny squiggles you put together on the glowing magic numbers box where porn comes from.

You dare question an AVClubber's capacity to read what he/she comments on?

12 Million dollars?! That's a lot of stacks. That's a big pentecost.

Of course not. Why do you say that?

I finally watched Kingsman: The Secret Service. Boy, what an offensively stupid movie. You can predict every twist, every joke from a mile away; the direction is incoherent, and it has some of the worst CG ever committed to film, ugh ugh ugh.

For somebody whose self-esteem depends on upvotes, this is torture.

I finally watched Kingsman: The Secret Service. Boy, what an offensively stupid movie. You can predict every twist, every joke from a mile away; the direction is incoherent, and it has some of the worst CG ever committed to film, ugh ugh ugh.

‘Get as much as you can of this beautiful city.’ Because it’s going to change and it’s probably going to change quickly.”

The problem with listening to fans is that there's always fans on either sides of an issue. Which fans do you listen to, the ones that HATE 3 & 4 or the ones that LOVE it?

I'll start it off someday. But I'll need all hands on deck, 'cuz people HATE those movies and refuse to listen to any logic.

Generation-spanning sequels are all the rage right now (look at Crystal Skull and Tron: Legacy and this shit) but there's one huge problem I have with them:

The movie might very well suck.

I'm all for shock humor but this is definitely crossing the line.

Dude, what the fuck?

Unpopular opinion: My Morning Jacket and American Dad fucking suck.

Why are you like this?

They did the planet a favor by closing that portal. This is the least we can do.