I like superhero movies just as much as the next guy but having so many of them release every year is definitely not a good thing.

"Do I get to talk real loud and then real slow?"

Bah. The plot makes a little more sense now but it's still not a good movie by any means imo.

There's chemical or DNA tests and things that he could have done first. It just seemed out of the blue.

You're good at defending a movie nobody likes. So, how about some HELP when I'm defending the Star Wars prequels, huh? I'm fighting all alone always :'(

How does spiking your coworker with an alien substance get your boss healthy?

If you could explain me why then I won't. The movie didn't make very clear the what/why of his ulterior motives.

Eric Clapton is wasted on Eric Clapton.

..Or have we witnessed the first step of the Tynaissance?

Gone Girl and whatever Tyler Perry will do next.

Suck it, Boyhood.

JK can mean "just kidding" Or "JK Simmons". Damn, this joke works on so many levels…

Boyhood Shmoyhood.

Breaking News: Soderbergh fan would have given accolade to Soderbergh movie!

Ok Beema one rant comiiiin' up! (read that in Dave Lee Roth voice)

You don't agree?

That sounds amazing. Very jealous right now.

I finally watched Prometheus. I'd avoided it all this time due to the criticism but thought I'd give it a try when I saw Dirtbike Milksteaks and OFWP sing its praise.

Haha, nerd. Nobody understood your reference.

Listen pal, I'm the greatest wingman there is.