Hi, I'm Patchface

A NERD? In the AVCLUB?

Booo.

…Oh.

Translation: I came, I saw, I made a salad.

Benanti, Berlanti, Barsanti…seeing a pattern here.

Why?

In first position is Land of the Soviets
and second are the two Moon ones.

Ain't no snark like uninformed snark.

Favorite Tintin?

Is that a reference to Tintin and Alph-Art?

Yeah, or the fact that winning an award doesn't pronounce you "greatest ___ of all time".

"France’s most prestigious film award ceremony—The Cesar Awards—has
determined that Kristen Stewart is the greatest American actress of all
time. Or, at the very least, she’s the only one to have ever been worthy
of receiving an award."

" The problem is that those good moments are significantly outweighed by the generally boring characters, bad dialogue, and bad plotting."

Thank you. A sane person. The originals are almost as flawed as the prequels. People ignore that because they saw it as children.

I like AOTC but yeah, it's the weakest. I'm very fond of TPM and yeah, ROTS is straight-up great.

Which side of the divide are you on?

The worst part is he probably doesn't even believe in any of this bullshit. He's just in it for the money.

Your opinion is too extreme for me to bother changing.

You want me to defend them right now?