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Careful, Hafþór, don't lose your head..

Tyrese's exposition writing skills should be well-polished from all the times in his movies he looks confused and asks the person next to him to repeat the plot.

My one surviving grandma isn't like that, fortunately.

I've been called Sheldon too. It is the ultimate conversation ender. You could have a plan to end global warming and make me a billionaire; I'm just not going to hear it.

There aren't enough daggers in the world.

The only good thing I can say about BBT is that I've perfected my murderous gaze from every time somebody asks if I watch it.

Also: Luke, like his father, is presumably very strong with the Force and probably a prodigy.

Can I go now?

All sci-fi, heck, all storytelling relies on contrivances like that.

The first thing can be attributed to the Disney take-over.

Chopper is a goddamn sociopath. This is a really weird cartoon.

But it comes with a free frogurt!

Woohoo!

Senator Badguy McFucksubtlety.

That sign that said "Pay your pet" was actually "Spay your pet".

I'm here to click on asses under fake names, and I'm all out of..uh…

Congratulations! You're one of the funniest commenters here and we'll miss you but good for you.
*Sniff. They grow up so fast.

Oprah's partly responsible for Jenny McCarthy's craziness about vaccines and autism, so I wouldn't worship her too much.

I'm so glad you're back Sweden and I have no idea where you get the energy to do this. Do you have a Twitter account or maybe some other social media/forum presence where I might get to talk to you about SW?