Rickety Cricket is in it; automatic A for me.

You let your kids watch My Little Pony? What kind of negligent monster are you?

Calvin and Hobbes skewer the self-help industry:

What if we wish we could out-wish them?

A white lady.

The CIA hired a guy called Leakey. There's a joke in there somewhere.

Ok, nobody's gonna top that one. Shut this comments section down.

All this time I was looking up to Rob Ford.

Downvoted for awfulness. You used to be one of my favorite commenters, man.

I meant Kevin James, I'm a damn fool.

Kevin James, that's right. I got confused.

Is he though? There are so many brilliant comedic actresses who never seem to get too much work; he should have cast some of them instead of choosing McCarthy like we knew he would.

I lost interest the minute they cast Melissa McCarthy. She's basically just female Kevin James. And Paul Feig is a terrible director of comedy regardless.

Yeah, I'll take original failure over safe, non-risk taking success any day too.

I'd try watching Speed Racer but I don't want to find out if I have epilepsy.

The Wachowski siblings have sucked for ages now. In my opinion they're equivalent to Shyamalan.

Yeah, that's exactly how I feel about it.

His wife on the other hand…

Complaints about True Detective's ending being disappointing in 3..2…1..

ElDan missed the job of a lifetime by *this* much.