Yeah I'm just an incredibly dim man with spelling OCD.

Please tell me you misspelled that on purpose.

ElDan not knowing something is pedophilic. The joke is so easy I'm not even gonna make it.

'Godawful' applies to ALL Kiss songs.

My favorite pedophilia related song is Spinal Tap's "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock you Tonight".

I just realized that the shadow in your avatar has three heads too. Great attention to detail.

That's the series finale. Philip sees the statue of Liberty wearing a wig and realizes they were in the Wig-sphere the whole time.

Doesn't Costa Ronin (the guy who plays Oleg) look a lot like Sting?

BUM BUM BUM BUBUBUM BUM.

Obligatory:

"Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."

So you're saying you have an incredibly short attention span and that you suck. Now tell us something we don't know.

An AV Clubber who watches CBS (Non-The Good Wife category) caught in his natural habitat! Call the taxidermist!

This show is about being nice to everybody and yet Garry is always treated like garbage. I hope he gets his revenge in one of these episodes. Or that everybody realizes how awful they've been and make up with him.

I'm also quite learned. Jabba No Wanga. Bo Shuda.

I'm not a ghost. I'm just Liberace's hologram.

Sports reference are wasted on me.

BOOO.

Balls balls ballsballsballs, balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

Cast a J.K. Simmons type as a hardass or GTFO.