DEPP-loy the puns.

Don't get sappy. I'm waiting for you to reveal something really personal so I can use it against you.

Two great Onion headlines related to Depp:

I forgave you for liking Gotham and Star Trek into Darkness.

I'm going to miss this show.

I have a less awesome anecdote. There was this giant moth in school lying belly up. I was really bored so I started poking it with a pencil.

I know right? That special effects workshop is horrifying.

Damn, Wafflicious is a real-life Ripley from Aliens.

Wetas dude. Wetas are terrifying.

It's animals like these that make one say "fuck it, let's global warm the shit out of Mother Nature".

*Stewart reads comment… wants to cry…ends up looking mildly petulant instead.

I'm sure there's a number of AC/DC songs/albums that are relevant to this news. I trust you guys to find it.

Rock-ternal rockshine of the rockless rock.

I liked it a lot too.

I'm excited for the Avatar sequel. I know the first was bland and undercooked but I'm hoping that with the world-building and the effects R&D out of the way, Cameron can deliver something great.

I actually respect him for that Inglourious Basterds tweet.

They would distract Kim with a candy bar. Duh-doy.

…Not your best work, S.

Yeah, but it was a relatively low-key release. I hope too many idiots don't know to watch it.

They could've fed North Koreans and actually done some good in the process.