Am I an awful person if I kinda agree with Simmons' character from Whiplash?

"I WANT SKETCHES ABOUT SPIDER-MAN. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?"

50% of the blame then.

Yes, but pre-internet it was just the Hollywood atmosphere that fucked kids up. Now it's a million sweaty losers too.

I type "Hahaha" if I'm genuinely amused, "Ha" if I admire the other person's attempt to amuse me even if it didn't work, and "LOL" to indicate that I really do hate that person.

I'm sure he was not a very nice person even before he got famous, but lets face it, WE (the internet) made him the dickhole he is today.

something something Simpsons reference.

There's the muppet of the hour!

Actually, there are white pencils in color pencil sets, and I meant in general.

Sabre? Are we British?

Liam Neeson learnt that from his Padawan.

That's very nice of you but what does the underscore have to do with it?

"I’ve got friends that are in really low places"

Unlike Tommy, Manson does control freak.

I KNEW IT. Alien Jesus is the Easter Bunny.

What did the thing you say mean?

Oh I'm not Filipino. I just mentioned Tagalog randomly.

Sam Barsanti: "I already made this joke!"

Pity upvote because two people already said that. Happens bro.

Me Cookie no criminal! Me king!