My college girlfriend really wanted to make out in a movie theater once, which I wouldn't have a problem with normally, but it was Sideways and I'd wanted to see it for months and it just came to Tallahassee… so I kept pushing her off me. She actually snapped at me and we got into a huge fight in the parking lot…

I guess it doesn't count, but how about an honorable mention for "Glass Onion." It gives you a few quick updates on some Beatles characters. "I told you 'bout the fool on the hill… I tell you, man, he's living there still."

They're both losers! LOSERS!

"King of the Hill" had an interesting take on it a ways back, with Bobby joining the football players in Powderpuff cheerleading. Actually, I'm just now realized what good friends Bobby and Gene would probably be.

Being fooled by completely inept disguises is an ancient comedy trope I will never find not funny.

I'm a really big fan of the facial design on "Bob's" characters. It gives us really funny "blank stare, standard looks," if you know what I mean. They're my favorite default faces since South Park.

Yes, but no longer for me. I had to sell her out of necessity a few months ago. I told the new owners, a lovely couple, her name and the story behind it, and it turns out I was selling to fellow 24 fans… so that's something.

My cat's name is Scratchy. I got my first automobile the same summer I got super into 24 and marathoned the first four seasons on DVD, and then named said automobile Chloe.

Krusty's line, "And now for our parody of Mad About You, Mad About SHOE!" is hilarious to me, the way he just announces it with no hint of irony or anything, like he's THAT into it.

No, Reposted Lt. Broccoli Comments, it's a rhetorical question.

How many hours do you think were spent in the writers' room coming up with that specific list of celebrities?

The combination of Homer's delivery, the long silence and the look on Bart's face slays me every single time.

His one legit complaint, though, "I tried to drink a Coke on the bus and they took my pass," is all too real.

I'd watch a whole season of "Expose."

Season 2 has the bear trap/mountain man, subplot, right? I'd say something snarky about it, but even when the show was at its best, it never had a handle on what to do with Kim.

It's because she killed Teri. She played her card way too early, and Jack had nothing left to lose (because Kim sucked and Chloe wasn't around yet). Nina only cared about herself.

"You know the worst thing, Nina? You don't even believe in anything."

I'm just so excited Jack and Chloe are back. I loved this show, warts and all back in the day. I even named my car Chloe. It can be as dumb as it wants to be, I just wanna see Bauer do some Bauer hings again. It's been too long.

She does a pretty good job with the one line she has in each of Sam Raimi's Spidey flicks.

I can't remember where I read this, but it had something to do with Harry Potter. The basic gist was that J.K. Rowling was really smart when it came to choosing a male protagonist because, while men typically relate much stronger to male characters, women are more likely to relate to either. I don't know how much…