The Epic Stunt Spectacular is at Disney WORLD. DisneyLAND has the Indiana Jones Adventure dark ride. I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I guess not, but then I'm a 27 year old entitled pop culture asshole who knows the name of the guy who played Luigi on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show for like two years in the 80s, and I have no idea who you're talking about. The death of Luigi saddens me.

NOOO! Luigi! And your year was SO CLOSE to over! This is like someone dying the day before their birthday.

Still way more military experience than I have.

If she actually spent time in the Israeli army, I imagine she could bring a kind of militaristic presence to the part.

I've always promised myself that if I have triplet boys, they will be Huey, Dewey and Louie.

Faora from Man of Steel, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Donald Sutherland.

They always give it to the old guy! Like Christoph Waltz! And Heath Ledger! And Jamie Foxx! And Jean Dujardin! And Christian Bale!

Or WALL-E… or The Wrestler… that year was basically the reason they switched to the "up to 10 nominees!" model the very next year.

-Rushing people… Russians… a Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!

I never understood why anyone was "angry" at Twilight in the first place. It's fucking terrible, but we've all seen way worse. Most of the people complaining about it weren't in that movie's demographic anyway. I suspect it was just dudes who were mad Hollywood wasn't pandering to THEM… for once, ever.

I thought it was Bart, but I remember my cousin was convinced it was the cat burglar from "Homer the Vigilante."

Can't be less confusing than Marshgammon.

Hang out with me! I used to rewind and watch that part all the time as a kid.

Everyone! Favorite Zelda game! I'll get the ball rolling:

Henson's Baby Kermit voice in that segment is super adorable.

Does this mean Blaine's finally done with all the stunt, freezing in ice, breath holding bullshit? And he's going back to mildly amusing party tricks? I'm down with that. Card tricks are fun.

My parents watched every single one of these shows. I think I've seen one episode of Ally McBeal.

Mine's a little more predictable, I think.

I like both shows, but I often feel like Adventure Time is trying too hard to be "wacky." The joy of FiM is that the whole thing feels effortless.