Maybe that's how he first got his stretchy powers in the current Land of Ooo.  Lots of mud in Ooo, but he alone has probably the greatest power in that world (Finn would have died long ago without Jake's power), so I doubt it really came from rolling around in mud.  And a lazy ass like Jake would totally want stretchy…

Maybe that's how he first got his stretchy powers in the current Land of Ooo.  Lots of mud in Ooo, but he alone has probably the greatest power in that world (Finn would have died long ago without Jake's power), so I doubt it really came from rolling around in mud.  And a lazy ass like Jake would totally want stretchy…

I hope Jake really works on finding him a girlfriend.  That's right in his wheelhouse and I'd like to see how he pitches an all-powerful being to some of the princesses.  LSP would be a disaster, natch.

I hope Jake really works on finding him a girlfriend.  That's right in his wheelhouse and I'd like to see how he pitches an all-powerful being to some of the princesses.  LSP would be a disaster, natch.

Prismo was excellent, and not at all what you would expect.

Prismo was excellent, and not at all what you would expect.

I think Floating in the Forth is the perfect song after you get dumped.

I think Floating in the Forth is the perfect song after you get dumped.

Hail Mary, full of HGraceH . . .

Hail Mary, full of HGraceH . . .

I just watched it and it holds up.  Just a reminder that the plodding style of 1970s movies is really effective in a slow-burn horror like the Shining.

I just watched it and it holds up.  Just a reminder that the plodding style of 1970s movies is really effective in a slow-burn horror like the Shining.

I thought for sure they were going to have Stan (or better, Cartman) riding a big wheel through the aisles, turn a corner, and meet the twins.  Or at least a pissed off Shelly.

I thought for sure they were going to have Stan (or better, Cartman) riding a big wheel through the aisles, turn a corner, and meet the twins.  Or at least a pissed off Shelly.

I'm worried my Halloween Hobbit will be confused for Honey Boo Boo.

I'm worried my Halloween Hobbit will be confused for Honey Boo Boo.

Like Dr. Princess

Like Dr. Princess

The Ice King will do something epic in the end to help destroy the Lich.  That was certain when the Lich inside PB called him an old fool.

The Ice King will do something epic in the end to help destroy the Lich.  That was certain when the Lich inside PB called him an old fool.