Dammit Jorge, now I can only picture Lexi as Mel Brooks in a toga.

BBC has more pressing matters:

I didn't know this column ever left. What's your problem Nabin? Trashy celebrity memoirs or celebrity-fucker exposes are what you were born to review. Seriously, it is some of your best, least restrained writing, and I've liked every one.

Didn't bomb with me
Saw this in the theater as a young flashlad and was terrified. Maybe because I had walked on a couple of yellowjacket nests by that time and was share shitless of bees going in. Or maybe I was just a general pussy.

Stay classy commenters!

Newswire is pretty hatey now, but O'Neal deserves a room of his own.

Awesome mixtape.

When they hit they are still better than just about everything else on TV. And it's still the only sitcom-like show that can comment on stupid shit that happened four days earlier.

Hey J Serious, I saw that Jesus! My sons, who go to Catholic school, thought he was a worthy god.

I went a little late and got jammed up in the middle like most everybody else unable to see or hear anything, but for about 20 minutes I was on top of the ambulance in the middle of the rally (you'll remember it if you were there), able to see everything in all directions and it was glorious.

Jackson Publick, on this very site.

I'll give Hatred credit for making the Rusty's summer camp ep a little better too. I liked the confusion over the arching schedule and his unrestrained fanboyism for Dr. Z (love Dr. Z, let's make him the new bodyguard).

I like berating AVC staff as much as the next commenter, but I share that bias. And Hatred has been one-note for so long that it's too late to do anything with him at this point, so just kill him off already.

Brock Sampson killed a bartender who made fun of his mullet. Brock had a license, but still.

Matt Holness was supposed to have the Fulcher role in Mighty Boosh, which would have been sublime.

Mighty Boosh cast
Elves: Noel Fielding (Vince Noir), Michael Fielding (Naboo)

The best part
the screen with all of the film festival awards.

Claudia Vishi, V-P BSC:

I like the candy-colored set left over from Saved By The Bell.

To be fair, Buck, it evolved into a more gentle "Kill? Die?" exchange, then some sweet puppet-on-puppet action, tastefully offscreen.