His car must run on Skittles, because Brock is one stingy fucker with the Skittles.

He's 18, he's hip, he's in your demographic. Why not take his advice?

So a room of Biastioc's own is prison.

To be fair, I think the franchise could support a decent prequel or two, but nobody trusts them to do it right. Natalie Portman for fuck's sake.

Hey Judge, it's her job to take the hit for all of us.

Most of the Web Redemptions have been funny, even after the redeemed guests just became actors in a skit. And I don't get the "it's all on the internet already" criticism because not all of his clips are the most popular ones (and I appreciate aggregators anyway).

If I had to come up with the polar opposite of those Chilean miners and their beautiful rescue, it would be these douches.

Goddamn it JVS, I was all set to make my Get Thee Hence reference. You have no idea how often you do this to me.

Seriously LA, how could you not collectively beat their asses then and there?

I would rather watch an episode of Metalocalypse in which a show like Glee starts covering their songs. There would be many deaths.

He and Jonathan Franzen should hang out.

I can't believe I'm jealous of a failed firstie, but I saw their live show on TV and now I'm dying to see it live-live. I didn't like Sweepstakes much on the album, but fuck did they bring it live.

I would have liked to see the scene when Prof. Impossible bought his skull pipe from a head shop.

Yeah Otto you put it perfectly. And that was probably my favorite scene of the whole show.

The Revenge Society panel rejected Brick Frog out of hand, so I think the gag was that costumed weirdos have minimal standards, and one of those standards is your combo has to have some reference point. You can't just combine a brick and a frog.

I don't think he was always cracked up to be a villian. He mistreated everybody around him from the start, so he was always cracked up to be an asshole, but he was blissfully unaware of it. Now, his awkward bad-guy gestures and occasional reluctances ("seems a bit killy to me") show he is conflicted about being evil.

Kinopio, I read your post in Comic Book Guy voice — and I enjoyed it!

Back when I was really into the Half-Life series and we all smugly marveled on fan site boards about the deep story, we got really excited about a movie. The more we talked about it, the more it became painfully obvious that even videogames with the hard sf storylines and well developed NPCs make middling movie…

Attention young people: Your generation's embrace of Katy Perry will be one of the many crimes you will have to account for in 20 years.

How is fighting blackulas political? That's what they are doing, right?