I was startled that he was able to remove his hat. I thought it was part of his skull.

Well, he seemed to have regressed pretty far last week in that scene when he was plugging his ears (while Sgt. H explained that he's wetting his bed).

I'm going to pick you up and hurl you at a Strider.

The only reason I clicked on this review was the pic of Mankini and his giant motorized spike dick.

Oy, I'm a dummy. Gotta fake it for 3 more hours til weekend.

This is the Hobbit, and it was a fire. Nobody suspects Smaug?

Toki's dream wedding, complete with rabbit-headed officiator and guests.

Hemingway and cats
I loves me some Hemingway, but Islands in the Stream was nearly ruined by the long passages about his affection for his fucking cats. Put down the cat, pick up the burp gun, fire up the boat and go Nazi hunting you pussy.

Will Pee-wee pull a Carrot Top and show up all roided out?

It's the "Simpsons did it" of news coverage.

GIMMICK POSTER FIGHT!

In 7th grade at D.C.'s flagship middle school at the time, I got a D in math and an F in English. That same year I took the PSATs as part of the Johns Hopkins talent search based upon my previous year's standardized test scores. I'm currently a lawyer, and fuck if I would ever sacrifice my kid so that a failing…

Also: Male milking machines.

Haha, nice JVS, it's his only vulnerabilty.

I liked the digs at the Phantom Limb and Tiger Shark over whether their guilds were big enough to earn a place at the table.

Zack does a good job with it, and if he didn't all the VB fanboys (every AVC reader, pretty much) would never shut up about it in the comments. So I was all excited to make some crack about Leonard being Sgt. Hatred to Zack's Brock but then I read the actual review and it was pretty good. Frankly, when it comes to…

I thought point of boys night out and stripper talk the next day was meant to give Hunter a little more depth. There's more to his nutty caricature than plotting, exhorting, and throwing phones at the staff's heads. There's also titty bars and idle banter about titties with his buddy, so there.

I get tired of overly gay characters pretty quickly, but every time they pair Shore Leave's queeny camp with his over-the-top violence I giggle uncontrollably. His response to Zeus became awesome when he pulled out the machine gun (with a scope!). Perfect beginning to the show.

When I got to high school in D.C., the choice was move to the Maryland suburbs or go private (Go Gonzaga!).

The clips should be longer. Don't they know that AVC readers have an unlimited capacity for this shit?