That pop culture timeline is causing Tufte to either pop a major boner or shit his pants, or maybe both.

It wasn't a horror film, but the scenes where she busted out the monster (when she had to feed, and at the pool) were pretty effective.

Okay, that's some ernest perversion right there.

Yeah JVS, the way it was shot and the unrushed pace really conveyed the loneliness and isolation as much as any of the acting, and helped to transport me to that world. It's nothing like My Life as a Dog, but it kept reminding me of that movie.

I missed whatever Biastioc did to win the top pervert award on the AVC comment boards, but it must have been tremendous. Anybody have a linky?

There is only one Shepard, and he died at Black Mesa.

When I saw the headline all I thought was "ooh, do dinosaur jr.'s Just Like Heaven!" I appreciate what they were doing with Show Me The Way, but Starshine is right it is just a joke and the only skippable track on Fossils. Actually, everything Starshine said was right.

Well, I hope Del Toro uses a little artistic license and includes that monster with his eyes on his palms from Pan's Labyrinth. Maybe Gandalf can fight him, wooo!

I see through your denials and professed ignorance Ack Ack: You have the fucking cheeseballs.

They can have until 2015 and split it into 6 movies if they keep that producer/director combo and try really really hard to match the quality of LOTR.

I've said this before, but it's best that the AVC readership doesn't get to add its freaky freaky comments to Savage articles. It's pervy enough around here already.

NBC can't stop you
from rocking (or whatever else you do) to the Masturbating Bear music:

Otto you lucky bastard. I'm still angry I missed them when they came through D.C. supporting Farm. Saw them a couple of times in the 90s though.

Also, everything from dinosaur jr. J. Mascis, you lovable pothead.

The "Flashman" series
natch

I'm not your Consey, Zeppo.

There Will Be Meth.

The Democrats have to calm the fuck down about the meaning and import of Brown winning the seat. After seeing The Daily Show's montage on Monday night of all the clips and quotes of Coakley alienating herself from every voter in Massachusett[e]s, she couldn't win under any circumstances.

Maybe I'm out of touch, but do any video games other than Castle Wolfenstien let you kill Hitler? I'm surprised that's not in every game.

ZMF, forget the big goofy monster for just a minute — are you saying you thought anything anybody in that movie did or said was worthwhile? I guess it was okay when they died.