GODDAMN IT PHIPPS!
I've been patiently (sometimes vocally) waiting for your apology for your A- for Cloverfield for years, and you go reaffirm it here? I SAW THAT PIECE OF SHIT BASED ON YOUR A- ALONE, AND I WAS FINALLY AT A PLACE OF FORGIVENESS AND HEALING IN MY LIFE, AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!!!!! This was your…

You're high, congratulations.

Well, I appreciate AVC staff for admitting affection for critically reviled crap. Everybody has at least one of these, except uptight douches who check the reviews before deciding whether they like something.

Who will be the other half of this duo?
I vote Ernie Anastos. Keep fucking that chicken, Sarah.

Haha JVS, and the best part about those old, poorly integrated cigarette ads is they sold smoking "for your health." You can also learn a lot about a woman's proper place in society from ads for cleaning supplies. NPR Big Broadcast 4eva.

I'm going to keep my eye on swagger coach Ryan Good. Based on those four pictures, Mr. Good has an outstanding sense of humor.

I hate reality TV, but I'll watch this one. Having gone to school in Philadelphia and dated a big-haired Italian girl, I find this subspecies fascinating.

You too Bravo!

Why not do the first Flashman novel? Meticulously researched historical fiction like Master and Commander, but loads more fun.

Never heard any of those songs.

I honestly didn't know there were more than 10 famous dogs. I wish I was more with it.

Don't dispair Grey Man, finals will be over soon.

I was partial to her viewing of old D&D cartoons.

Jar Jar is a perfectly fine "worst cultural moment," even if it wasn't this decade, for three reasons:

This is 100% true: Right now, at my respectable office job, I'm wearing a nice holiday sweater with a HL2 shirt on under it (the black one with the lambda sign that comes with the deluxe package).

The more stupid things Juanito says, the worse I feel as a lesser commenter. This is the worst Christmas ever.

Well, it was in all caps.

King, it was the opposite: Hatred says she left him for other reasons, not the prince scam.

The Flashlings are awesome. There was a time I thought I could let my 11-year-old watch the Venture Brothers (I let them watch select Aqau Teens and some other questionable shit), but that ended when Hatred showed up.

Life was simpler when it was monkey vs. robot, period.