Hey JVS, how many clones have you made of your little nip thus far? I hope you have a big house — those giant test tubes take up a lot of space.

Fuck you skullcrusherjones for making me guffaw like an idiot in front of my coworkers

He did fall for it, and Princess Tinyfeet wasn't amused.

Zack can't stay up all night watching TV, you know.

21, fuck

I like how Monarch was bored out of his mind over Monstroso's plan.

You all can tell your individual anecdotes all day long, but the fact is 97% of boys become men when they find bits of rain-soaked drugstore porn mags in lightly wooded areas.

They could have shown a blue screen for the entire episode as long as they had that Brock-24 fight, followed by Brock putting his arm around 24 and walking off together to kick Monstroso's ass.

I actually liked her story the best. Geeking out over something never meant to task even one brain cell is pretty funny.

I'll never forget where I was when

The trolls and ZMF hae a symbiotic relationship. Sometimes they give, sometimes they take. Circle of life, in all caps.

"PINKY OUT BITCH" — sublime

J. Mascis.

Warburton won't quit because nobody would give up the chance to voice Brock's lines.

Hey Burl

This is supposed to be ZMF's comment board, but I'm going to beat him to it:

She showed up so rarely that they didn't need to explain her absence.

For me it's this: "It's like you're unraveling a big cableknit sweater, and someone keeps knitting, and knitting, and KNITTING, AND KNITTING . . ."

Okay, fuck my own list then.

Toddlers & Tiaras: The Prequel