My 9-year-old son gets obsessed with the horror movie boxes too. Sometimes he talks me into giving him plot synopses of the ones I've seen, which don't really translate without the visuals.

I saw the American version first and liked it (= scared like little non-demonic girl) much better than the original, but I found myself agreeing with most of Boojum's points. But Lexicon Devil is right that all those NIN-like special effects count for a lot in the American version, and it wins on pure scariality.

I don't understand how MTV can be so awful in every way except this one truly great show.

And now it is time for the Feats of Strength.

Tremendous interview Sean. She's very cool and easy going and refreshingly self-aware, and you treated her right. Also, your "ghooooost writer" joke was top shelf.

I would pay cash money to see this movie.

I love the artwork, though Mechanus looks a little disorderly ;)

Time to give back to the AVC comment boards
Let me tell you about my cramps . . . .

Mike Leigh's Happy Go Saw My Own Fucking Hand Off

Let's unpack this, Nabin is a baby who follows chess and watches the chess superbowl while playing wet nurse to another baby? And Nabin has both balls and boobs?

Titan Maximum has what, one joke?

Burl is always welcome here, even after he hits his 200-post limit.

Guild of Calamitous Intent, but yeah, no lack of places I would rather work.

Hey retards, redo your lists: Curb your Enthusiasm just started its new season.

Hey Zack, why don't you just say a few words about Metalocalypse in your VB review whenever you feel like it? That would be . . . metal.

Sheltie I thought I was the only Saul fan here or anywhere.

Well, of the 4 things babies need — blanket, boobs, smiles, diapers — only one of those is expensive. Oh shit, now I'm on the Babies-R-Us hit list.

Hey Jorge, nice to see you back. I'm late to say it (was away at some dumb conference) but congratulations on having your baby.

Red shoes = she swallows.

Where the Wild Things Aren't
My 9 and 11 year old boys should be the exact right demographic for this movie, and they have zero interest in it. They even like the soundtrack.