"And how did I know what to say? The words were written down for me in a script."

All props to the Hater for finding a rich vein of hate in a story that Tyler Perry thought would provoke only sympathy. As a parent, I never thought I would end up laughing at a victim of child abuse.

Bolo in Mighty Boosh is pretty much just a Halloween rental.

Just when I thought that dinosaur scene couldn't get any better, another T-rex improbably leaps through the air and into the scene, his gigantic feet hitting the ground with the same sound as my wife's purse being set down on the dining room table.

It's easier with directors
I can enjoy Polanski's movies just fine even though I hope he gets assraped — without the quaaludes and champagne — for the rest of his life. I think that's because I never see or hear him directly when watching his movies, whereas I can no longer enjoy OJ as Nordberg in the Naked Gun…

I prefer my muffcakes not magnified to 25x normal size.

+10 to anybody who goes to a Maury taping.

If I can use this shirt to root out firsters among the general populace, then I'm off to get a shirt, a flashlight, a gun, and a bag of Funyuns.

Wowee
He was actually able to make a very difficult confession pretty funny. I wish I had seen it live because it would have been even more surreal.

CARDIO WARMUP:
The Rip — Portishead
Star Guitar — Chemical Brothers
Let The Cool Goddess Rust Away — Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Goin' Against Your Mind — Built to Spill
WEIGHTS:
Out There — dinosaur jr.
No Cars Go — Arcade Fire
Just Like Heaven — dinosaur jr.
Birdbrain — Buffalo Tom
Left Hand Suzuki Method — Gorillaz
Miss Teen…

Is there a button
to demand it stay away?

Not another dating show?
Well, we'll see.

Scott wore the t-shirt "The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area."

His Nike commercials
I really liked his Nike commercials. They were pretty much the only commercials I would not fast forward on TIVO, because I generally hate commercials.

A world war couldn't wipe everything out without going nuclear, and that doesn't really work because everybody would have died of radiation sickness by the time of the main plotline. So the movie producers needed something else, and nature's revenge is both trendy and looks good in the trailer.

My e-mail forwards are all hilarious (LOLcat for every occasion), so I assume I will be protected from the chain e-mail monster.

The Road
That looks like a fine movie, albeit one having little to do with the book. The common element will be that I will probably cry like a goddamn fucking baby at the end.

ZERO!!!

The frank assessments of himself and his opponents was so refreshing. Note to boxers: This is how you attract non-douchebag fans.

The best boxing is MSG Golden Gloves.