@Carl Hungus: I guess it was only a matter of time before the economics of television applied to the internet. It's all reality programming now, so us unpaid commenters have to do all the work. If reality show personalities are up for grabs, I would like to be the angry black lady.

My son is a couple of years younger than the kid in that video. I think I will show him this video as a portent of things to come.

Sorry, but we need to speak of this just one more time
to the police. And can we try his son as an adult?

Or in charge of the grill.

"mersh"? Take that shit out of here.

Michael and Michael is okay, just not as funny as we expect them to be and not nearly as funny as they think they are.

Maybe the Double Jessica movie will become the Double Cory movie for straight guys. Although I guess that's unfair to all the brahs who consult Double Cory movies for tips on kick ass man-stylings.

C- to me indicates Wolinsky got developer payola. Conceptually, I can't get past an F- for this game.

betterforsome: that was tremendous.

My first kid took me out of active circulation for about a year. Kind of liberating, actually, because I just viewed every non-parent social obligation as optional.

I was into a lot of shit rock in the 1980s. Overexposed to whatever DC 101 was playing, underexposed to WHFS. Fellow 1980s D.C. area resident Tasha will recognize these stations and my plight.

Missed out on MST3K, check.

Missed out on Mr. Show, check.

Missed out on Watchmen, check.

Speaking of celebrities
Von Salsa, did you have your baby yet? You've been suspiciously quiet, like a harried new parent.

All hail King Joel!

To them, the coasts are just places you fly to and from.

That level of quality is unsustainable on a daily basis. O'Neal, this is a good time to quit.

What was your old name, Zack? We'll need it for the biopic on your rags-to-riches story. Michael Bay to direct, Megan Fox to play a plucky AVC commenter who gets plucked from obscurity.

At 15, yer lucky she hasn't stabbed the family to death in a satanic ritual.