She can sing and all, but I dare you to be unbored after about a 1/3 of the way through.

Were those the VMAs? The Kanye-Taylor thing looked more like WWE Smackdown.

16 comments on that inventory, none of them a firstie, a failed firstie, or endless commentary on firsties. Those were the days.

I assume right now the Hater is diligently working up a lengthy piece on Kanye's antics at the VMAs, interspersed with short prayers of thanks to her diety for giving her Kanye and, therefore, a livelihood.

Writing about the only thing you know (writing)
There have been some great films using the film-making process as a backdrop, but I really can't stand books in which the story is about the process of writing. That's usually only interesting to other angsty writers, and the story is about that process because they…

Chris O'Donnell
I played touch football with him one Thanksgiving. His friends (a bunch of BPs who may also have been actors for all I knew) all called him "O.D." Shorter than expected, but very fast and athletic. Also a very nice guy, and I didn't realize who he was until close to the end of the game, to his…

Words cannot express how much joy I derived from seeing Stephen Baldwin's mug next to the words "The Genius Club." So, all the time and money that went into making this movie was worth it just so AV Club could put those two together on without causing the universe to implode.

Sure it's a shit movie, but throw in Nordberg as Neilson's sidekick and you've got instant gold.

I'm really not comfortable talking about this.

Vampires don't fight each other, they fight other monsters like Bunnenstein and the Bummy.

Unless the entire entry is a typo, motherfuck Chris Brown in his lady-beating ear.

I didn't see any vampires
but I did see a pixie and a zombie get interviewed in that trailer.

Nice to see you here, Legface.

Yours Mine and Ours
is the perfect album, for those of you who still buy in bulk.

Do it do it do it do it
I hope somewhere in the 772 comments above (sheesh, this place feels like work), somebody pointed out the glaring omission of Judas Priest's "Better By You, Better Than Me."

Counterpoint
Good Charlotte, and their fans, should not hold on.

Oh hell (I mean, oh bloody hell), you're right. Okay, take out Gervais, but how about an occasional cameo? He might be a good pretender to the throne of the Head Shaman.

A paunch is going to look great with skinny jeans, still very much in fashion. Keep rocking those drainpipes, fatties.

I hate a lot of things, but if I had to come up with something new every day or so, I'd sound like Fred Fiske.

Ricky Gervais + Mighty Boosh + Darkplace cast
Put those guys in a room with some candy-colored props and turn on the camera. I think my head would explode from the awesomeness of it.