I really hope this is good
The trailers give me hope, but trailers are cruel that way.

Yeah I had Wee Man in mind when I wrote "most." I'm pretty sure a few others have donned capes as well, probably in tribute.

Insensitive
Kind of a dick move to marginalize Hutton "one of them" when she reveals she has MS.

Also, most of the time nobody in Jackass wears a cape.

I'm going to go ahead and guess
that Ms. Stern's mom and dad were happy to give her the old Chevy.

I was surprised that resident ghoul Sean O'Neal didn't weigh in. Or does he only rise from the crypt on Fridays?

Yes, if you mistook your own balls for sushi.

I just wish they could have settled it like the Pakistani Taliban succession struggle — with a fatal shootout.

I know another name for finance meets fashion
Prostitution

That trailer would have to be criminally fraudulent for the movie to suck, but trailers have a long and sordid history of fraud.

Lynda Barry is a celebrity? She's wonderful and should be worshiped as the goddess of funk she is, but I wouldn't call her a celebrity.

Yea Hater, boo Phipps and Murray. Yes gents, you are absolutely right that only lasting organically grown friendships with good people count, and yes it's hard to tell what celebrities are really like, but it's not like your pick is going to come live at your house. And if nobody measures up, just use the same…

Stephen Colbert
His act can't hide the fact that he's a really decent human being who uses his power (real and imagined) to do good. My only problem is I'm pretty sure all I could manage to say is "you're so great."

What's your problem TomWaits? You know that's a good score.

Attention ladies!
My iTouchHer score is 8000! Now, who wants some?

Hey Ron, with that stache, you and lovemydog should hang out.

Pretty much every male AVC staff writer has been suspected of being ZMF at some point. Nabin is just the latest, I guess.

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I'd like to thank the trolls for bringing out long-form ZMF for a few posts. Thanks trolls, now go back to the cancerfire.