You mean Teh Wendage?

Empire Falls
I wanted to smack the protagonist in Empire Falls from about page 3 all the way until the end of the book for being such a passive, do-nothing pussy. I get mad all over again just thinking about it.

I'll bet when you show up with Whopper fixins all over your shirt you're all like "I was just chillin' at the BK Lounge."

Radio Shack certainly does have salesladies, and the one near me has two preternaturally hot sales ladies.

Jorge and I are the Freidberg and Seltzer of the AVC comment boards. Get me the latest issue of People magazine and I'll have you a movie.

If you want to amp up the laughs, get a sassy gay friend in that movie, STAT!

Amelie: You can say there are no kids in the picture only if you assume she isn't married to a bear, and based on that whacky poster, I am no longer willing to assume that.

I need critics to waste their lives weeding through the shit so I don't have too.

Not much has changed
It's still a tacit admission of a film's crappiness. Actually, it's a pretty explicit admission, along with a "haha fuck you."

Playing Pirates! just for the trade is boring because trade is boring. What's wrong with plundering yer treasure?

Super Milk Chan was immediately forgettable, but Assy McGee and Minoriteam climbed inside your head and took a shit.

This prequel will be review proof for me.

The aliens came with a message of peace. We just didn't listen.

Of course they are in the back
They are rising out of the water to attack the white people, and they need the element of surprise. Retreat!

GH's silence = assent

OTP, did you ever spend time in Waldorf, home of Joel and Benji? Because according to Hilary Duff, it's a "pretty ghetto place." Until Ms. Duff put it in perspective, I had no idea how hard (or lucky!) I was to escape it unscathed.

slasher involving vloggers?
If this movie is about killing vloggers (I dunno, I'm not watching that trailer), then I'm in.

GH do you choose your avatars based on whether they have herpes? Because I am willing to believe that anybody you use has herpes.

@in fits of print:

Sex and the City 2: Post-menopausal
See old Golden Girls eps for scripts and quips