Boosh?
Speaking of British invasions, I was hoping to see some AVC coverage of The Mighty Boosh's triumphant Comic Con appearance, the one that is going to convince them that there are lots of U.S. dollars to be made if they make more shows. Did you guys just skip their appearances?

My favorite scene in that movie is when he's shooting at the walls of heartache. Bang bang.

That's good news, JVS, you are pretty much in the safe zone if the little nip decides to make an early appearance. I was really into babies when my boys (9 and 11) were little, and I changed thousands of diapers, but if somebody handed me a baby today I would have no idea what to do with it.

Buzzkill received
Son dead, church making you feel like shit, can't leave church because they will out you. Fuck O'Neal, it was bad enough when it was one dose a week.

I am pretty sure I would have died at the Vet about 16 years ago as the lone Redskins fan in a sea of angry, green-clad, hairy-backed a-holes, but thankfully the Redskins lost in the last 20 seconds. So Jorge, if you are out to defend Philadelphia fans on any level, be prepared to debate me on the talk show circuit.

Poor Christopher Buckley. If anybody actually paid attention to that scenesmoking site, he'd probably never attempt irony again.

Well, the twitter community is like the kids' table, off to one side and hopefully not bothering the adults. At the adults table, of course, most of the dinner guests are pornographers, so, and, shit, this analogy isn't working at all.

Comparing the "I forgot to push the shuffle button" consequences to a stubbed toe is really denigrating to stubbed toes. I thought the whole idea of twitter was that random, inconsequential thoughts like these could be kept off the internet.

I'm counting on those contestants to stab their parents around the age of 12 or so.

I'm going to try to get my 9- and 11-year-old boys into comics again with Bone. Went with Spidey and Hulk last time, and it didn't take. Plus I think I'll like it even if they don't.

Enjoy your trepanning

Those same parents will be the first to die when teens get the secret, replaced by non-fucking vampires.

Tell 'em, poop dick.

I'm partial to cockney nutjob, with or without his giant thumb.

@Monkey Feces: Our first post-racial President can't very well allow a show that traffics in casual racism against the Scots. The filthy filthy Scots.

@What: Vince requested a flirtini.

Please don't kill me!

I think T.O. and VH1 are perfect for each other. I don't know why he wasted all this time on sports.

I read it as management ring because a mangagement ring is so gay that even gays in states permitting gay marriage won't exchange them.

Tasha's link to Liefeld's worst panels was terrible terrible fun. But no. 40 wasn't the worst because it appealed to my lizard brain.