Prison Wine, you were circumcised using a torch?

I thought Obama was banning cigarettes, not ice cream.

Who's who in those clips? After coming here for years I wonder what the staff looks like.

I have to say:

After 2 girls 1 cup, I can never even look at a chocolate ice cream cone.

tremendous

Well said, thrillho.

Even better, the way it is currently displayed, with FTTF right above the Bloom interview, you have the pic of dicknose is looking down at Bloom, and Bloom looking up ponderously at dicknose.

I've never had a witness testify exactly how he or she told the story in prep. Sadly, there is a natural tendency to want to please the person interviewing you, especially when you don't live in that world (legal tribunals). Later on at the trial, knowing the opposing lawyer is going to jump all over any loose talk,…

So why is it called The Booby Hatch? Usually there is some stab at relating the title to the movie other than the fact that both contain boobs.

We have a really broad ethics rule that covers just about everything.

@ Perfect Tommy: Neither. I litigate cases for a self-regulatory organization that oversees all securities brokers. We bring disciplinary actions against brokers or firms that violate our own rules or the Securities Act of 1933. It's closer in style to a prosecutor than a plaintiff, but there are no criminal…

I agree with chomps, I think Colbert generally has one of the hardest jobs in show biz, offering a wide range of comedy through a very limited persona. Last week he had to stick to a serious subject (a military operation) and honor it, so I was amazed he was able to fill up four shows.

I cross-examined the defendant in a threats case about a month ago, and I did not care what answer he gave to at least half of my questions. He would either have to admit his words were a threat or set himself up for the "he still doesn't get it" argument in closing (the dumb boob put everything in writing or…

I know. By the time they changed the name the programming no longer resembled anything like a Court TV.

This is why Court TV was necessary
The old 90s version of Court TV blew away any notion that trials are exciting or even mildly interesting. I used to watch it while in law school to learn from the masters, but it mostly just convinced me that any boob can be a trial lawyer. That's not entirely true, but you don't…

This is why Court TV was necessary
The old 90s version of Court TV blew away any notion that trials are exciting or even mildly interesting. I used to watch it while in law school to learn from the masters, but it mostly just convinced me that any boob can be a trial lawyer. That's not entirely true, but you don't…

When the chandelier falls on his head, bring in the stagehands for questioning. On second thought, just let it go.

Fine by me
I always have two hours to listen to Tony Blair.

Dr. S has a point: It's not like the producers hired somebody respectable who ended up acting like Bret Michaels.