I appreciate the remake because it made me see the original (free on Comcast system, for you hapless Comcast subscribers). I would go crazy on a steady diet of 70s cinema, but I like how it takes its own sweet-ass time to do anything and doesn't hit you over the head with plot exposition. And I like how everybody in…

Hopefully Lady Gaga didn't thow away her leftover cock, so Chastity can save on materials.

She shows her boobs at 6:43 mark.

You forgot The Hater's entry
Amelie would like to live in Cormac McCarthy's The Road.

If I could be a wizard, it would be Harry Potter easily, but what if you were some poor muggle?

Plus there is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees.

Playing in that world = awesome. Watching it = boring.

Directed by Michael Bay.

What's a phone booth?

Isn't this just club dancing in contest form?

I wish resident historian phel were still around to confirm (what the hell happened to phel?) but I'm pretty sure david caruso is the only universally beloved poster in the history of these comment boards.

@Nollvane: I recommend them, obv. The first one is not very long, and you will know fairly quickly if it's your thing.

He was accidentally honorable sometimes. Does that count?

I'd love to see all the books get made into movies, but only in an alternate universe where the adaptations wouldn't be ruinously sucky (see, e.g., Royal Flash starring Malcom McDowell). It's like Confederacy of Dunces, it probably can't be done right.

I liked how the bodyguards batted him around like a beach ball at a concert. Good times all around. Who's holding?

From the previews, the new SBC movie just looks terrible.

New Feature: I Read This On Purpose.

I'm pretty sure my boss yanks it to Kate Beckinsdale every night, and he alone was likely responsible for 30% of the box office and DVD success of the Underworld movies. The guy wouldn't stop talking about the prospect of seeing one of her tits in a sequel.

Jorge, not sure if you'll ever make it down this far, but that was a very fine essay on how to be a good comment board poster and still have a little fun.

Jorge, you will undoubtedly be a better parent than me. I'm taking my 9-year-old to see Terminator Salvation tonight. If I stop posting here, it's because the l'il nip wasn't able to distinguish the movie from reality and bashed my head in while I slept.