he's seen shit that would turn you white

gotta hear both sides

d) all of the above

"get these motherfuckin' dinosaurs off this motherfuckin' island!!!"

in other news, there's a black man in the White House

“What the fuck is going on with Australia?” is a legitimate question

well you were 50% right about Abbott

thanks, fuck face

it's the kind of metaphor that screams "Richard Price" tbh

he can do that eyebrow thing, so he's got my vote

maybe he just kept on making Riddick films and in this parallel universe they were actually good

As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
- H. L. Mencken

sounds like mine: Vietnamese, French, Jamaican, English, a bunch of smallies (Trinidad, Bahamas), Pakistani, US, Nigerian

now you tell me

Yeah it is hard to defend Juncker and the rest of the Eurocrats, and there certainly is a good case to overhaul the EU or even leave it, but that would involve a very well detailed and articulate plan not just a bunch of bullshit pasted on the side of a red bus

I could see that, in the same way that Kafka apparently thought of his own work as comical. Ligotti actually reminds me a lot of Kafka.

says the wingding recommending Neil Gaiman

This is all true, but certainly in the UK (and I imagine in the US) it is a real turkeys voting for Christmas situation. It is the post-industrial communities that will get shafted the hardest in the UK post-Brexit.

Ligotti>Lovecraft

it's fucking disgraceful although I wish Jez was a bit less of a melt