Meanwhile in Turkey,

I loved the comic (albeit 15+ years ago) but after 3 episodes I gave up on this.
They did a good job with Tulip, and Cassidy was pretty much what I expected, but have no idea where the story was going or why I should care. Plus nothing seemed to be happening. Shit was practically glacial.

or Mack The Knife

I love the smell of Australia in the morning

2Marvin2Gaye

his daughter is hot

her version of Hotline Bling is about a million times better than the original (which is fine enough as it is)

I'll take "shit Johnny Depp is probably thinking these days" for $500, Alex

I remember when nostalgia was better

yeah this song is creepy

the best defence of Beverly Hills Cop 2 is that it isn't Beverly Hills Cop 3

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"if you want to see this movie, see it. If you don't want to see it, don't see it."

inshallah

meanwhile in Syria,

Match Point was terrible, maybe the worst Woody Allen film I've seen. She goes from beguiling femme fatale to annoying clingy girlfriend at the drop of a hat.

Either the cat did it, or that guy on the street with Bodie from The Wire did. He was giving Naz and the girl a long hard "I'm sketchy and I'm on a TV show" look there, plus Bodie told the cops he was on his own when he saw them, and I think that will prove to be crucial going forward.

Calling it now: the cat did it

Look, we sent you him and Corden. What you do with them now is of no concern to us.

plus NPH would probably be game for it