Careful who you get with, or you'll end up "Spending a long night in Flea Bottom"

Do you know who else hates normcore? That's right…Frank Stallone.

All the school kids, so sick of books. They like the punk and the metal bands.

Careful of what you wish for- thoughts like that give us articles like the one bitching about children's meals at 'real' restaurants…

At least you made it count with something passionate, not just a few minutes of unfulfilled grinding in the back of a volkswagen.

Awesome sauce ranking is all messed up. #2 should have been "Andy Dwyer's Thoughts on April's Love".

"We're like Friends. I am Chandler, and Joey, and uh, Pam is Rachel, and Dwight is… Kramer." — Michael Scott

Ross sucks, but he did at least give us "MY SANDWICH!!!!"

What about all those Tasmanian Devil tattoos?

Shaq

I'm waiting for her hot take on race relations and The Little Rascals.

"I'm angry about a 25 year old sketch that people barely remember, and no one liked when it ran! Grrrr! Pay attention to me!"

Ah, so it involved those scarves they always swing around on…

Really, you can't judge us all by the actions of white men who travel to Bangkok. There's only two reasons they do that.

But he nailed it!

You're thinking of Ric Flair and the number of world championships…

Goddamn Russians messing with Office scripts…

Don't leave us hanging- are they bringing back Animal Practice or not??

Cut. It. Out!

Yeah, but "Shooting a rifle in the air while balls-deep in a squealing hog" is almost always funny.