That's why it's far worse being described as John Mayer.

I'd say most of Stan's fans are a huge let-down for him.

My first thought was Joe Lo Truglio, but yours is good too.

"Will you stop??" - Gorilla Monsoon

Not sure, the first time I heard it was from Bobby "The Brain" Heenan back in the 80's.

Let's put up a statue of a pigeon and have a bunch of generals come by and.. you know.

They should replace them with a statue representing folksy wisdom, like maybe an elderly woman on the front porch rocker drinking sun tea.

But the ones they do have look like Fairuza Balk, so there's that.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

Agreed, was just about to post the same thing. Great read on a mind-numbing day at work! I think kevin may be my favorite AVC contributor.

8 year olds, dude.

I just press a tylenol or two into my mouth hole. Pain goes away.

There was no "fuck off home", it was "take off, hoser"

"you know how i get when someone mentions Trump!" - an apologetic Sam.

If one of the songs is "I don't care what your daddy says, Christmas time is heee-erre!", i'm watching!

It will be allowed during the Two Minutes Hate.

You should've hung and bung a little harder!

But that's 3 hours to craft some real zingers!

Only those age 70+

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