so Hillary's going to try again…

Do you remember the Furious Five? that was me…. and four other guys.

Looks like the question of how dogs wear pants is finally answered.

The ol' classic:
Why do dogs lick themselves?

Snigger please…

Count Choculitis

*three snaps, Z-formation*

A DVD of Man with a Plan comes free in every box of Sugar Frosted Magic Rings cereal.

Rock on! *flashes the cow horns*

Bad news for R. Kelly, but as he likes to say, "it's better being pissed off than pissed on"

In the spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness, this is fucking stupid.

Worse yet, they double-down on the assholery by spending an entire paragraph talking about running before they get to the fucking story about shitty pizza, and the running paragraph ends up being longer than the food one.

"Look at me on this stage, wiggling my butt and kicking just like we learned in practice!"

and/or make yourself a sweet suit of chain-mail armor!

This is certainly a travestea

No wonder, "Shit" was voted the 2nd least favorite Lay's chip flavor.

Every Ricky Gervais laugh

Hillary's cankles keep her from dancin'.

She came by at 3am, and the dry cleaner was closed. She's owed an apology!

Wonder Woman, Black Hawk Down, etc, and he'll always be "Spud from Trainspotting". Love that guy!