Obviously that kid is WRONG and has no place in your well-adjusted, always-correct home!

"Ed Sheeran looks like if I tried to knit a person" - Michael A Brodeur, via Twitter.

In his defense, he's been busier than a one-legged cat burying a turd.

[record-scratch] I'm walkin' on sunshine, oohoo!

Jim Anchower would like a few words with Blame Candy.

Does the pope shit in the woods? Of course!

When the Mama Mia musical production came to the civic center here, the commercials were awful. They tried to play up how fun and exciting this was, and "You'll be dancing in the aisles!" with clips of fat middle aged women doing just that. I can pretty much guarantee I will not be dancing in the aisles. Good day sir!

But Morrissey lost all respect when Smash Mouth ate the eggs.

I got a "Masterful Twitter Takedown" notice for this?

Internet, I've got a link to a page of DANCING HAMSTERS that will blow your mind!

Some dickhead i work with actually had a t-shirt with the dancing baby on it. he also cries a lot too, so…

Powered by a Chinese herbalist. NEXT!

Because I can bear your toot?
guy should have responded with "Would you like some making fuck?"

*creates a Tall Man on Train gimmick account*

Too bad Australia doesn't have some sort of deadly snake or lizard to kill some of those wild dogs.

No way Russel Brand gave that many koalas chlamydia…

C'mon, let me have this. AVClub upvotes are all i have in this life…

"Crikey!" - All of Australia, hearing of this.

That list is much longer than the list of world leaders who have been pissed on by russian prostitutes.

All i see is her evolving into "boring".