I saw him use a word that don't mean nothing, like "looptid"

So, was Dali gay or what?

Barsanti showed incredible restraint in this article- he didn't mention Trump once!

ugh, that fucking show… "wee-wee and woo-woo"

Criticize a woman's twitter remarks and she'll never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

That time when hitler gave a speech in which he said his dog had no nose…

*passes on the Right Said Fred tickets*

Can't remember which comedian tweeted it, but i enjoyed their line "I spent $35 on apples at Whole Foods today and accidentally dropped them both in the parking lot."

You probably don't even own a TV

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky’s nipple, it plays the Beach Boys’ ‘Pet Sounds.'

It was the sight of Bill Brasky’s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.

Hey now, I respect the opinion of anyone brave enough to use a Tina Yothers photo for their avatar!

Jemaine, you're putting "oh no" together to sound like "Ono."

*flashes the devil horn gesture at Gene Simmons, but the hand has dicks instead of fingers*

get on top!

Goats will eat anything too, and are less disgusting to watch. And of course she's washing it down with PBR.

This is what Obamacare has wrought! Bring on the death panels!

she should also smile more.

My ex-gf's dog used to eat lots of actual underpants, and the only attention it got was "bad dog!"

more roughage, easier the next day.