*changes facebook photo to a flag or something*

Check out the app "myGardenAnswers". you take a photo of your plant and it tells you what it is.

The amish didn't have anywhere for the organizers to charge their phones and run the numbers.

In the tri-state (in this context, WI, IA, and IL) area, Edgewood Locker in Edgewood, IA has the best flavored brats around, bar none.

I haven't lived there in nearly 20 years, but yes, it still is. Land of Mint and Honey strip bar is no longer active

Yes, that's it!

Pharmaceutical-grade jerky at this point.

Your brewery there is wonderful, btw. DBQ native here.

cold-blooded.

We had a shop teacher in high school we called "Sausage Fingers" because his fingers looked like giant polish sausages. Had them all, too. Not sausage blindness, but it's something!

You see, AVC has started doing this thing where they talk about regional dishes. It's been going on for quite a while now…

Nice to use the old Chandler Bing classic- "The fifth dentist caved and now they *all* recommend Trident?"

I have a Gomorra knife, but i don't know where to stick it.

Never invade Russia in the winter.

"This isn't my first rodeo"— Guy at his 2nd rodeo.

and a box, with her pretty little head!

You're asking an awful lot of AVC writers. You expect them to look past the surface of something that is easier to just make fun of?

I hate Illinois Nazis.

There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.

The way this seems to be going Universal will probably have Ricky Gervais do the voice.